“Mary could you take over writing my blog while I do the race?” “Of course!” “That would be so awesome, thank you!”
Wait this looks like code….
Hey everyone, Mary here. Doug has asked to me to carry on in his absence. Yes I know the previous post was just 2 photos. I’m not a hacker. What happened to just typing stuff up in Microsoft Word and publishing it that way? The 2 photos were from the morning of the race and Doug was showing me how to add photos to the blog, because I asked him to. “I won’t have to, like, write code or anything, will I?” “We still have 45 minutes, I know I’ll be able to get it, we have time”.
et viola…
There was a whole blog post that was supposed to be published. This one, in fact. When I clicked the instructions - as per the 2nd photo - and a wholelottacode went rolling by (ok here I’m actually rolling laughing because the name I gave the 1st photo was ‘wholelottacode’). I thought HEAVENS OPEN UP IN SUN RAYS FOR ME BECAUSE I JUST PUBLISHED AN EPISODE OF DOUG’S BLOG USING MOSTLY COPY AND PASTED BUT SOME ACTUAL TYPED IN BABY CODE!!!!
Then 2 pictures from yesterday were published. WTH.
By the way I know the shortcuts for copy and paste, but I just started writing down everything because — CODE —–!!
I’m a nurse. I know one kinda CODE and it aint that one, so the pressure was on. So for all you computer nerds – and I’m eying certain ones who are Doug’s friends who are going unnamed because this is public and I’m a lady, JUST BACK OFF!!!!! So now I’m looking through the goobledygook of code-speak from his previous code entries and I’m looking for clues as to what I might have done wrong, because one thing I know for sure is that my husband is a freaking IRONMAN and I can surely figure out some stupid +»```a3gp::wonderwoman[-dhj/`h:stp-\bestwifeever:]45:ehrj—-..>!». stuff because I want to do right by him.
ahem….